April 8, 2024
In a tragic turn of events, 35 individuals from Shelburne, Ontario, have been left permanently blind after staring directly into a solar eclipse, misled by the belief that it was a divine intervention to shield them from the virus.The incident unfolded during the recent solar eclipse, which captivated many regions. However, for these individuals, the allure of the celestial phenomenon took a dangerous turn when they gazed directly at the ...
March 1, 2024
In the picturesque town of Dundalk Raw, an unexpected stir has emerged as local resident Marleena, recognized for her vibrant spirit, found herself under house arrest for 30 days. The eccentric artist's daring attempt to break free from the ordinary led to her arrest on charges of indecent exposure.Marleena's avant-garde performance art installation, meant to push the boundaries of societal norms, resulted in a clash with local authorities. Rather than ...
By Dane Gerzone - July 4, 2023
Shelburne, Ontario - In a shocking incident that has left the community of Shelburne in disbelief, a resident has been apprehended for allegedly engaging in an unthinkable relationship with a goat. The controversial case has sent shockwaves through the small town and has become the subject of discussion among residents.According to sources, the accused, a 42-year-old man whose identity remains undisclosed for legal reasons, had formed an extraordinary bond with ...
A post wrote by The Olde Town Hall teamToday we had a great time representing Team Town Hall at the Dundalk Raw Family Potluck. Everyone present seemed to have a fantastic time, the food was amazing, but what really made an impact was the generousity of so many local community members who came out to support our town hall. We didn't get a head count but we know there ...
By Dane Gerzone - May 29, 2023
Party went exactly as we wanted! Stayed under 100 people, everyone treated the private property we were on with the utmost respect. Thank you to Crystal Garan, Harlee Dimascio & Jessica Miller to put this together, as I've been to busy and it wouldn't have turned out as nice.Thanks to Ben Shell & @bj for doing an awsome job lighting off the fireworks, couldn't of gone any better. The chaos of ...
By Dane Gerzone - May 29, 2023
We are looking for a few individuals that would like to be journalists for The Raw News. Journalists will have free range on what they would like to write about, it can be real news and events to keep us updated on things going on in Ontario, or it could be all your imagination made up for entertainment purposes. If this sounds like something you would be interested in, please register ...